Council’s Climate Change Emergencies

Why are so many council staff concerned about climate change?

It gives them a reason to live. To fight the biggest fight the human race HAS EVER FACED!!!!!!!

And it’s up to them, this plucky band of cardigan-wearers to save the world! Yes, no longer will they be treated with disdain, made to feel like their existence doesn’t matter, for they are the chosen ones. Chosen to lead the world back from the brink of TOTAL CLIMATE COLLAPSE!!!!!

No more consent processing, dog license issuing, rubbish collecting or pot-hole filling for them! No! They must attend conferences! Write reports! Declare emergencies! Go on marches! Yes, yes, yes! They will SAVE THE WORLD!!!!!!

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